1.)

  (A title panel - the whole comic is in the format of a Sunday edition of a daily comic, but in black and white with splashes of red. We see
a new character, some kind of smiling demonic creature with a giant gore-encrusted hand drill. It seems to have flathead screws for eyes
    and more screws driven through the top of the head to create horns there and fangs where they emerge from its gumline.)

WHITE ACTIONY TEXT: REAL ADVENTURES^TM IN

RED DRIPPY TEXT:  ORGAN REMOVAL

SMALLER FANCY TEXT:  FEATURING

BUBBLY WHITE CARTOON TEXT:  CHRONIC PAIN,

RED BLOCK TEXT:  THE LITTLEST LIFE RUINER

THE MONSTER, CHRONIC PAIN:  HA CHA CHA

2.)

  (Kelly is sleeping.)

KELLY'S NOSE:   Z   Z   Z   Z

3.)

(Kelly is awakened by Chronic Pain, who is straddling him and driving little swords into his middle.)

PAIN:  Wake up.

KELLY:  Srsly, Pain? It's too early. WTF couldn't wait an hour?

PAIN:  Gall, prob'ly.

4.)

(Shaggy-faced Christopher comes through the door cheerful, Pain remains on miserable Kelly.)

INTERTITLE:  MUCH LATER

CHRISTOPHER:  I'm hooome ♪ Ready for an awesome day?

PAIN:  Kelly is unavailable at this time.

KELLY:  Nuhhhhh

5.)

(Close up of Pain pulling a sick-looking grin, part of Kelly's face is visible, sweating and distressed.)

KELLY:  I'll just try to sleep on it...

6.)

(Shaggy Christopher rage face.)

CHRISTOPHER:  YOOU...

PAIN:  (from off panel) Meeee...

7.)

(Suns and moons above represent the passage of time as Kelly tries to sleep and fails, still ridden with pain. Christopher looks on all concerned.)

PAIN:  Stay awake for this...

KELLY:  Nuuuhh

PAIN:  Srsly, u won't wanna miss a moment.

KELLY:  Uuggghh

INTERTITLE:  TBC! (to be continued)